[He's trying not to wilt, which is proving difficult, considering that this is completely and entirely his fault. All of it. The event in question, the lead up to it, the aftermath. The conversation they're currently having or, perhaps more specifically, failing to have.]
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[He's trying not to wilt, which is proving difficult, considering that this is completely and entirely his fault. All of it. The event in question, the lead up to it, the aftermath. The conversation they're currently having or, perhaps more specifically, failing to have.]
...was that a pun?
[Because he's, you know. Scratching a cat.]