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michael

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How's that working out for you?

[eudaimonikos]

The entire experience of being a demon?

[There's a lot he could say about that, but for such an immediate conversation he's just gonna go surface level:]

Not that bad until I got here. I have to eat and sleep now. Extremely inconvenient.

[counterblows]

Sounds like an inconvenience.

[wash no one can tell you're being sarcastic over text]

[eudaimonikos]

Sleeping is the absolute worst.
What if someone comes along and stabs you?

[counterblows]

Is this something you generally worry about in your waking hours?

[eudaimonikos]

Not really, but since we're on the subject.

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I'm just wondering if you've done anything that would warrant feeling like you're going to be stabbed any minute.

[eudaimonikos]

Oh. This is some kind of demon interrogation, isn't it?

[He thought we were just having a conversation.]

Not here, no.

[counterblows]

[It's never "just" a conversation with Agent Washington.]

Not here.

So you have at home.

[eudaimonikos]

Not necessarily stabbed. Strictly speaking, I'm far more likely to have my atoms scattered to the suns. That's a traditional demon punishment. But you know, if Shawn had the opportunity to stab me...

I smuggled some humans out of Hell, and that was very frowned upon by everyone.

[counterblows]

That sounds like a nice thing to have done for them.

[eudaimonikos]

They're doing fine. Made it all the way back to Earth, for a while!

connor

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Back up.
There's an edge to the map?

[yourattention]

of course there is the storyteller can only reach so far

[There's no other texts explaining this statement, because Connor just assumes everyone knew this.]

[counterblows]

You're going to have to be a little clearer than that.

[yourattention]

what did you think the story thing was a metaphor the map only goes as far as the story goes

you cant go to monsun if its not there you cant go to any island thats not there bc they dont exist when theyre not part of the story

the map extends like idk three hours past enso unless youre going to an island then its like twelve hours or something

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How does that make any sense?

[It's a magic archipelago, Wash. Fuck it. Okay.]

Never mind. You found that out all on your own?

[yourattention]

youve literally met gods and the thing youre questioning is whether or not they can create reality

ok

[He's just saying.]

anyway im the only one who owns a boat so yeah i tried to sail off the map it just loops around and you come right back to enso

[counterblows]

Out of boredom.
Because you could.

cw: suicide

[yourattention]

well actually i was hoping i would die but after about the fourth time i looped around i remembered you just come back even if you do die so like

~*~everything's meaningless~*~

[counterblows]

Hoping, huh.

[Yeah, not worrisome at all.]

So this place doesn't have an island therapist or anything like that, does it?

[yourattention]

we got weed and fresh air

it's fine

[It's really not fine.]

[counterblows]

That doesn't sound like an adequate replacement for getting some actual help, and you're clearly not fine if you're trying to sail off the edge of the world.

[yourattention]

i mean like 80% of the time its actually fine compared to home and the last 20% is the 20% therapy wouldnt help with anyway

i was just having a bad day because my impulse control disappeared

[He's talking about an actual person, but phrasing it so nobody would ever actually guess that.]